Martha Stewart, 84, Drops Jaw-Dropping Dating Standards

At 84, Martha Stewart isn’t lowering her standards—she’s raising eyebrows.

The lifestyle legend just revealed exactly what she wants in a man, and let’s just say… it’s not your average dating checklist.

In a candid interview, Stewart made it clear she’s still very much aware of her worth—and she’s not settling for anything less than the full package. Looks matter, sure. She admitted she loves a man who’s “nice-looking,” with great teeth and a confident smile. But that’s just the beginning.

Brains? Non-negotiable. Humor? Essential.
And money? Well…

“Rich helps,” Stewart said with a laugh. “Very rich helps even more. A plane and a yacht would be very nice… I love yachts.”

Yes, you read that right.

While some might expect her to have strict preferences about appearance, Stewart actually took a surprisingly relaxed stance on one feature that often dominates dating conversations: hair. Bald or not, she doesn’t care—so long as the head underneath is well-shaped.

Still, before anyone rushes to shoot their shot, there’s one major obstacle: her schedule.

Stewart isn’t just busy—she’s operating on another level. In a single month, she opened a second restaurant, collaborated on a cocktail for Snoop Dogg’s Gin & Juice brand, hosted a dinner party for 13 guests, modeled for a fashion campaign, and continued work on upcoming product lines and her next book.

Dating? It’s barely on the calendar.

But don’t mistake that for disinterest. Stewart admits she still keeps an eye out—just in case the right man happens to cross her path. And when she does step out, even for something as routine as the gym, she makes sure she’s camera-ready.

“I look really good. I have to,” she joked. “There’s men in the gym.”

Confident, busy, and unapologetically selective, Stewart isn’t chasing love—but she’s not closing the door either.

After all, when you can cook, clean, build an empire, and host a flawless dinner party, you’re not just a catch—you’re the prize.

And if a charming billionaire with a yacht and a great smile happens to show up? Even better.